I'm not entirely sure how I got here but I've been here longer than I ever expected. I aspire to be a neonatologist.
america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties
WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.
Holy shit, women wear bras? We can’t let anyone know
Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
*chillin wit my smart hoe*
me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?
her: 10 million degrees
me: ur so sexy when u know things
DO YOU EVER REALISE HOW AMAZING IT IS TO KNOW A SECOND LANGUAGE
LIKE ANY OTHER LANGUAGE IS JUST GIBBERISH BUT SOMEHOW YOU UNDERSTAND THESE DIFFERENT WORDS AND THEY MEAN THINGS AND JUST
LANGUAGES ARE SO FREAKING FASCINATING HOW DO OUR BRAINS EVEN FUNCTION WHAT ARE LANGUAGES
Separate post for this screen cap because this ISN’T REAL BENEDICT. JUST WOW.
Lionsgate released some haunting teaser posters for the upcoming, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit???
how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it