I'm not entirely sure how I got here but I've been here longer than I ever expected.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
is this beautiful solidarity too much for you, anon?
(also, i feel bad for you.)